let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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