Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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