but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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