is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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