try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish i was in the wii world.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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