: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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