You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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