16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
i believe in u and ur pee
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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