: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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