Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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