Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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