I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i now understand why vodka
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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