Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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