Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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