so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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