i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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