afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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