Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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