i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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