What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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