How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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