I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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