well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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