So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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