Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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