I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I CAN MOONWALK!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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