I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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