I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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