people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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