i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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