I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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