I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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