I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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