I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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