I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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