Don't you send me to vm
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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