it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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