did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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