I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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