"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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