so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just high enough for therapy.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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