So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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