I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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