Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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