no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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