All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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