Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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