I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
