I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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