yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize