How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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