sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just had sex on a roof
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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