Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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