you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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