Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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