i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
