why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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