So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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