Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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