We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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