I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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