My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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